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RB
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2004-10-06 07:21

Ramzajus wrote:Niekada neisomėjau whitehouse.org turiniu, galvojau, jog nėra ten nieko įdomaus, o ten štai tokie ir panašūs dalykai. :lol:
Jei ką, tai www.whitehouse.org – politinės satyros websaitas, skirtas dabartinės JAV valdžios kritikai (nežinau, ar jis nukreiptas konkrečiai prieš respublikonus ar prieš bet kurią dabartinę JAV valdžią, nemačiau, kaip jis atrodė Klintono kadencijos metu).
www.whitehouse.com yra pornografinis puslapis.
www.whitehouse.net kažkada buvo pornografinis puslapis, dabar ten įdėtas jumoristinis pirmas puslapis, o toliau – nuorodos į tikrąjį JAV prezidentūros websaitą.
www.whitehouse.gov – tikrasis oficialus JAV prezidentūros websaitas.
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Mashmud
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2004-10-06 08:21

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0104/ps2.html

tai nerealu.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
eilini karta bendradarbiai zhiurejo, kaip ash ish juoko vartausi ant grindu ir myzhu i kelnias :lol: :lol: :lol:
Meduolis
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2004-10-06 09:07

Landoverbaptist - tai taip pat parodijų svetainė.

Dar viena tokia - God Hates Figs (visi atsimena tą NT istoriją su figmedžiu :lol:): http://www.godhatesfigs.com/index2.html


O štai pavyzžiui šita yra tikra: http://www.tencommandments.org/
Tik nežinau ar juokinga. Pvz, kelios antraštės iš ten:
HATRED FOR HOMOSEXUALITY IS RIGHT AND GOOD!

THERE SHOULD BE THE DEATH PENALTY FOR HOMOSEXUALITY

ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY

ATHEISTS RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUTH CRIME

ATHEISM - A DOCTRINE OF DEMONS

ATHEISM IS DETRIMENTAL TO SOCIETY

ATHEISTS ARE SLAVES OF SATAN

COMPUTERS SMARTER THAN ATHEISTS

ATHEISTS CREATE CRIMINAL SOCIETIES

Guess Who The Computer Hackers Are (aišku - ateistai)

ATHEISM IS ANTISEMITISM

ATHEISM IS THE EQUIVALENCE OF IGNORANCE!
Ten taip pat yra tipo vardijami kokie nuosprendžiai turėtų būti įvykdyti už visokius "nusikaltimus". Pavyzdžiui:
CASE: A son or daughter either curses or strikes his father or his mother.

VERDICT: The son or daughter should be put to death. (Leviticus 20:9).
CASE: My son, daughter, sister, brother, mother, father or husband and etc. has had an homosexual experience, or is gay, but he or she is a doctor, attorney, legislator, scientist, teacher, professor, president or etc.

CASE: Robin Shahar is a lesbian. She lost a job after deciding to marry another woman

VERDICT: "If there is a man who lies with a male as those who lie with a woman, both of them have committed a detestable act; they shall surely be put to death. Their blood guiltiness is upon them." (Leviticus 20:13)
Nors kiekvieną kartą kai ten užeinu, susimąstau parodija čia ar ne :?
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Nomad
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2004-10-06 19:58

LandroverBaptistai rulz :lol: :lol:



Understand, Jesus cares WAY more about you than your parents EVER will! They will never love you as much as Jesus loves you! Always remember that. If you hate your parents because they didn't get you a PlayStation 2 for Christmas, He completely understands! He is totally down with that! In fact, lucky for you, in order to follow Him, you are actually required to hate your parents!

"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." - The Lord Jesus Christ (Luke 14:26)

Pretty cool, huh? So, if you hate your parents, you are already halfway to becoming a True Christian™! Congratulations!
sheshx
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2004-10-22 19:48

Man tai landoverbaptistų saite labiausiai patiko religiniai kvizai :)
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